Are we in a gay sports bar?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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