piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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