Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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