My room smells like vodka and shame
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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