new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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