Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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