There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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