two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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