We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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