I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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