Pappa wants mamma naked
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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