Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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go home
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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