Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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