You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Randomize
