It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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