I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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