It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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