Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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