just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
40s are totally the cure
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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