I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
