I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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