My first STD was from a foam party
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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