I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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