I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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