There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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