you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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