What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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