i don't like sucking hair
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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