if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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