Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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