Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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