"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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