Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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