I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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