So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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