I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
smell my finger.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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