I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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