i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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