How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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