Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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