I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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