Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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