so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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