he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
