I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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