Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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