i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
they're like a gay fantastic four
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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