Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
