Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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