Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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