do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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