I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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