I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
be right there i have to get my cape
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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