Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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