I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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