Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
