I'm jealous of your bromance
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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