i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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